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Crackfic

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
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Crackracorn

The star sign of A person who is a crackhead
Look at that crack head they are a crackracorn
by Sonicishectic February 8, 2020
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Chalkface

A genre or concept of music popular mainly in underground or expirimental scenes, characterized by total improvisation of lyrics and music and never playing the same song twice. Usually features elements of hip-hop and metal. Live recordings are sold far more often than studio work.
Greduction Stimulus and Big Baby Bye Bye are Chalkface bands.
by MasterShakeBayBay July 5, 2009
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crackacardia

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.
Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."
by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007
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Cockface Motherfucker

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"
by TheBossB March 1, 2015
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Crackfiend

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006
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crackfic

A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
by Andrea C. November 8, 2006
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