louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!
by pussypoop14 May 02, 2010
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Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
by Space Turtle October 17, 2006
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