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louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

cracker snacker 

An African-American(Male or Female) that date and or gets pleasure with light colored people aka caucasian people.
Tineka-Girl I didn't know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.
Quashaunda- Bitch, where you been, he's always been a cracker snacker, he don't like chocolate milk.
Tineka- Heffa I thought about bein' a cracka snacka, I'm terred of ghetto, ass niggas hoe k!
Quashaunda- Gurl, I uhhhgreee, but I will cut yo ass if you talk to me like that again.
cracker snacker by Whooty36/24/48 August 10, 2010

cracker snacker 

1.a cannabilistic person who eats white people

2. a person who enjoys crackers ( the actual food) and eats them on a daily basis

3. a ryhming derogatory term for white people
1 Black Guy: The plane going to kansas has crashed. I'm going to become a cracker snacker to survive.

2 Bob: I love crackers, they are very tasty especially when covered with cheese.I am a total cracker snacker.

3 Black Guy: Did you see that, that god damn cracker snacker tried to hit me with his tennis ball.
cracker snacker by epain February 17, 2009

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.
(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker
Clacker Smacker by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

Cracker Snacker 

A black guy that only likes white girls.
"Dude, you never go out with black girls? Are you a cracker snacker?"
Cracker Snacker by chipchip2 March 10, 2016

Cracker Shacker 

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people
Cracker Shacker by EmJayee January 3, 2019