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Crank Dat Soulja Boy

1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-

Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.

Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?

Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.

Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating
After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy
by Damascus May 26, 2008
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crank dat calvary boy

crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay
go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
by I_am_cooler_than_you October 30, 2007
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crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008
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crank that soulja boy

Is the internet working?
Yeah, why?
I need to go crank that soulja boy.
by homobaggins January 6, 2008
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crank dat soulja boy

basically a dance made by black people that makes white people look like fucking retards. other dances associated are spidaman dat hoe, crank dat roosevelt, walk it out, the snapping of fingers, stuff like that
white girl: i can crank that soldier boy like no other
black person:shut up hoe, you a cracka!

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
by tyihjyrjd October 30, 2007
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crank that soldier boy

jacking off a male will licking his nipple
I was at a club and we went back to my house so I had to, crank that soldier boy.
by AshleyWeiner November 25, 2007
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