coattail rider

(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.

Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.

by Inox October 17, 2006

cowart

the best last name gods ever made in the whole entire world. usually belongs to a bad ass mother fucker, preferably named jennaynay.

damn, that girl sure knows how to hit a bong, she must be a cowart!

by morgasm69 January 18, 2009

Cowalts

A Cowalts is a different way of saying psyche, a possible psyche out, to be said at the end of an outlandish statement or decision. Can be said twice to reverse previous effects of a cowalts. (see Jibleu)

Can also under some circumstances be said after going for a high five and or props, and then rapidly moving away your hand. (the ultimate cowalts)

USE WITH CAUTION

-Hey, i like your hair, COWALTS (meaning i don't like it)

-Man i really like your hair, COWALTS COWALTS (meaning i like it)

-Hey i bought you a present, COWALTS

by Dewey Swag April 11, 2009

colatte

"Coe-lah-tay" = Cola + latte. The blizzard has you snowbound. You just got done snow blowing and shoveling. You are cold as hell. You're all out of tea and coffee, you can't get to the store, and it's closed anyway. But you have some cola ...

... pour the cola into a large mug, about 2/3 full. Heat in the microwave. It will taste TOO sweet when it is hot, so you have to add water (colafe) or milk (colatte). When you add milk it foams, so that's why it is only 2/3 full. If you add milk (colatte), stir SLOWLY (or it will foam TOO much). ENJOY.

by Shelly Bozdog February 7, 2007

reverse cowpatty

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure

Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty

by turkishblend May 12, 2015

Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

Coattail Thank You

Any additional thank you's added to an original thank you. A coattail thank you requires less sincerity and initiative.

Boy 1: Hey Dad, thanks for buying us this yacht!

Boy 2: Yeah thanks.

Boy 1: You're stealing my thank you! That was a coattail thank you!

by J Drizzy November 4, 2011