couric

The standard unit of measure for fecal matter.

Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)

by Ross Hauer October 23, 2007

couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.

Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.

by BrentinKC October 12, 2007

couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

by Got Em October 12, 2007

couric

Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.

The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.

by Super Spic October 15, 2007

Courics

The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.

Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds

by Tyler Parizek October 15, 2007

Couric

Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.

Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.

by Lopier October 12, 2007

couric

A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.

Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.

Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!

Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.

by skeeterorama October 22, 2007