compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

by North American May 25, 2008

compensated dating

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016

Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.

"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"

by assassin88man August 30, 2014

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008

Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.

"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."

by Marthakay December 14, 2005

compensating

Hiding the fact that you have a tiny dick, by wearing large objects.

If a guy is eating a 7in. hot dog, he is probably compensating.

by AdvancedCheatah November 29, 2017