That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.
by Untraced March 19, 2011
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by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014
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I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.
by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008
Get the dudes on a couch mug.When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
by Big Danny T January 27, 2014
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