Cougar

Something that isn't in missions.

"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"

by TotallyDarkViperAU November 2, 2021

Cougar

A fucking cat goddamnit!

hey that’s a cougar not an old woman at a bar

by somethinghmmmm May 19, 2020

Cougar

An "older," experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. She is not necessarily a slut, nor is she desperate. She offers sexual expertise and is open to new experiences. She simply wants to have fun. Though older, she may actually look younger than her "hook-up." She is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. She will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. She is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.

My friend says I'm a cougar because I'm having sex with a younger guy, but I didn't hunt him down - he approached ME!

by CougarMilf December 12, 2011

Cougar it!

to prey on young innocent boys

"Look Nives a little boy - cougar it!"

by Nives May 23, 2008

Cougar

any girl romantically interested in a guy who is younger than her.

The girl johnny was dating was a few years older than him. She's a cougar.

by yessumsir October 17, 2016

cougar

A grandmother around like 55-100 and is really really hot (still) and consistently attracts younger men

Yo check out the cougar over there

Yeah I’m gettin’ sweaty

by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008