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Cougar Bait

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1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by BobWhatsHisName December 5, 2023
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A cute young man (usually under 25 but there are exceptions) who possesses all the qualities most desired by a cougar in a mate, youth and a certain naivete about women, being the most important. He is the sort of guy who walks into a bar with his buddies and immediately has all the cougars buying him drinks and trying to pick him up. He does not go out looking for cougars in bars (he is trying to impress some girl next door he knows from his philosophy class) but for some reason always ends up with one. His buddies probably find this very amusing.
With his boyish good looks and innocent charm Johnny was walking cougarbait at the local bar.
by walmart is the antichrist December 14, 2008
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Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see Cougars). Syn. Milfbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore cougarbait.
by JRSLim June 19, 2009
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When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.
" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"
by FrannC June 11, 2014
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