Cosette

My name is cosette. My name means "victorious people".

Girlfriend: Oh! Your such a harsh chaudhary!

Boyfriend: thank you baby!

My names cosette.

by His_girl_forever_in_his_arms March 6, 2015

Cosette

a bitch that lies all the time,is a hoe,and is literally obsessed w/ joe!!!!!!She also tries to make her friends jelly by hanging out w/ the boys

Cosette is sooooo fucking annoying!
Cosette is soooo dramatic!

by NoneOfUrFuckingBuisness September 27, 2018

Cosette

Usually not very trust worthy, but still fun to be around, this stinky French girl is moderately attractive but ruins it by being a bitch to everyone. Other girls might call her a slut, even though she will remain a virgin all her life.

Guy: "Did you hear that Cosette died a virgin??"

Girl: "No, what a slut!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

Cosette Theory

Cosette Theory is the scholarly examination of Cosette’s linguistic idiosyncrasies, particularly focusing on recurring typographical errors and the identification of consistent patterns in her lexical mistakes. It extends further into the analysis of habitual behaviors and the prediction of her actions based on linguistic and behavioral trends. In essence, Cosette Theory serves as an overarching framework for understanding Cosette’s unique communicative and behavioral patterns.

Gerbert: "Yo, Cosette has dropped the word 'ducking' like 6 or 7 times in the last hour. What’s the deal with that?"
Zoidberg: "Have you even read up on Cosette Theory??"
Gerbert: "Is that a dropper reference or something. This is the 2112th time you've mentioned that"
Zoidberg: "Gerbert you have mental covid"
Horse: "Who doesn't?"
WhoDoesnt: "Fuck my chungus life"

by cаshcow69 November 11, 2025

Colette

Colette is the best person you'll ever meet. She's cute, beautiful, and sweeter than any chick flick ending you'll ever see. She's funny and has a million stories to keep you laughing all night long. She's a great conversationalist and loves to make you love yourself. She knows everyone deserves respect, so she gives it to you. She's the perfect picture of a person and if you ever meet a Colette, don't let her go. You'll never find another. She will make your life instantly better when you speak to her, and you'll never get enough of her. Colette is the love of your life. The girl of your dreams.

I love you Colette

by I_think_you_know_who_ it _ is September 6, 2017

Cozette

A gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, great personality, and hilarious sense of humor. She is quiet and shy when she first meets someone, but when she gets to know them she's the life of any party. A Cozette is a boy magnet, and she has the boys lining up to get her number. If you ever meet a Cozette, hold on to her and never let her go.

Tyler: Whoaaaa dude, who's that sexy girl with the hot bod that just walked by? She's a freaking superstar, I wanna take her out on a date and marry her!

Jordan: Hold up there dude, you can't date her. That's Cozette! She's already dating, like, three other boys, and she is way out of your league. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in school, you've got NO chance with her!

by netflixxlove February 22, 2015

Colette

An amazing person who knows how to always lighten the mood. She can turn any dull mood into absolute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always your back. She's the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will gladly beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way.

"Wow, she looks like she is someone who is really chill."
"She must be a Colette."

by 5646816847 March 22, 2009