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Cosette

My name is cosette. My name means "victorious people".

Girlfriend: Oh! Your such a harsh chaudhary!

Boyfriend: thank you baby!
My names cosette.
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Cosette

a bitch that lies all the time,is a hoe,and is literally obsessed w/ joe!!!!!!She also tries to make her friends jelly by hanging out w/ the boys
Cosette is sooooo fucking annoying!
Cosette is soooo dramatic!
by NoneOfUrFuckingBuisness September 27, 2018
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Cosette

Usually not very trust worthy, but still fun to be around, this stinky French girl is moderately attractive but ruins it by being a bitch to everyone. Other girls might call her a slut, even though she will remain a virgin all her life.
Guy: "Did you hear that Cosette died a virgin??"

Girl: "No, what a slut!"
by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016
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Cosette Theory

Cosette Theory is the scholarly examination of Cosette’s linguistic idiosyncrasies, particularly focusing on recurring typographical errors and the identification of consistent patterns in her lexical mistakes. It extends further into the analysis of habitual behaviors and the prediction of her actions based on linguistic and behavioral trends. In essence, Cosette Theory serves as an overarching framework for understanding Cosette’s unique communicative and behavioral patterns.
Gerbert: "Yo, Cosette has dropped the word 'ducking' like 6 or 7 times in the last hour. What’s the deal with that?"
Zoidberg: "Have you even read up on Cosette Theory??"
Gerbert: "Is that a dropper reference or something. This is the 2112th time you've mentioned that"
Zoidberg: "Gerbert you have mental covid"
Horse: "Who doesn't?"
WhoDoesnt: "Fuck my chungus life"
by cаshcow69 November 11, 2025
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