Corgus

The singular version of the corgi - a common breed of dog.

Jimothy: "Man, I absolutely love that corgi over there!"
Egbert: "There's just one of them, Jim. Don't you mean corgus?"

by Sam Nub February 17, 2019

Corfu 06

Masturbating over sombodies facebook holiday snaps. Tkaen from teh popular TV show Peepshow

Guy 1: Ohh my god dude have you seen Claires new holiday pics?

Guy 2: Corfu 06?

Guy 1: totaly, see is well buff!

by bigd106 April 20, 2011

Habeas Corpus

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.

by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

coptura galbena

Terms used to describe a yellow shit, usually used with other swear words.

-CACAT, PISAT, MAZGA, COPTURA GALBENA, CARICIOR

by SEFUBT June 6, 2016