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Corresponder

The most primo vape in ripping distance. It allows the boys to truly connect to the nic; deviously. We praise the correspond.
Doc Jones: yo the corresponder needs my attention, where she at?
Ted: one sec fham
by Big Chunder January 29, 2023
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Cortex

An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers
Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex

Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab
by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019
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Correct Answer Algorithm

(kə-rekt’ - æn’sɜ:ʳ - æl’gə-rɪð’əm)
n.

A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant

The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)
Let’s take this baby out for a spin & see how it works...

Suppose you’ve been asked to solve

    eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5

which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.

Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!

You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.

Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)

= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)

= -3 + ln 5

Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!

While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.
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Over Correct

After ending a relationship with someone, you start looking for a partner who is completely opposite to your previous one.
Dude, after that break up with Jenny, I think I finally found the right girl for me!

Don't be stupid, you're just over correcting
by Kenny with A k February 13, 2013
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Correen

North Scottish term for an utterly gorgeous, amazing girl, who should not be given up for anything, even if she lives far away and you don't see her all too often. She will make you very happy, and without her, life will seem dull and grey in comparison. If you end up with this class of female, be proud, because no matter who you are she will always be way out of your league.
"Whoah, Pal, i met up with this burd last night, and im tellin' you, she wis a total Correen"

"No way Pal! well done lad!"
by talljf November 30, 2011
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political correctness

Can be considered pejorative. noun, A term used earliest by American conservatives to neutralize discussions on prejudice in the United States. Used to imply political rights are being taken away from the speaker by the target. Target is implied to be an authoritarian no matter whether or not any actual rights are abridged, thusly most occurrences of the term are used in straw man arguments.
A: You dirty wop.
B: Hey, you're racist!
A: That's political correctness! You're trying to take away my 1st Amendment rights!
B: You're dumb. I'm calling you out, that's all.
A: And thusly, you're more of a racist, than I am!
by CA.B. February 4, 2007
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course correct

To correct something along the way – as in contrary to stopping in order to make something work better. As a process is happening, you would realize improvements are needed so you would make improvement during the process without restarting from the beginning.
Don't be such a perfectionist and stop procrastinating. Start building and course correct as you learn along the way.
by Parbod October 30, 2017
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