by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007
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by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020
Get the Contard mug.A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
by LockeSteerpike September 24, 2006
Get the contard mug.An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.
by cynic72 October 22, 2008
Get the countard mug.A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"
-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"
-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022
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by DXM User September 19, 2005
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