Cornography

Basically porn for corn
they are showing there niblets

You have too much cornography, man!

by john mac - da mack dawg October 6, 2004

Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

by nashvegas August 24, 2008

Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.

One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011

Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004

Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes

"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.

"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"

by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016

Cornography

Something uncle t-buytlenie husks his corn to every night.

Alister are you watching Cornography?

by Alister:t-butes July 18, 2017