Coinivorous

A coin operated machine that takes you money, but does not give you the product.

I put a dollar fifty in that soda machine, but it didn't give me my drink! Damn thing is totally coinivorous!

by VoiceofTJ July 27, 2012

Carnivorous Butt Chugger

One who eats cheeseburgers and/or bratwurst while butt chugging

I walked in on Bryan eating cheeseburgers and butt chugging last Saturday night- he's such a carnivorous butt chugger.

by Zuropaman November 16, 2013

carnivorously intoxicated

Feeling a head change or altered physiological state of being based on and/or due to an aggressive and high intake of meats.

I just ate a side of beef..I'm carnivorously intoxicated.

by Vin Nguyen September 22, 2015

canivorous

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm canivorous.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm canivorous.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

by Kieran King October 21, 2007

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

carnivorous forest

A big hairy bush on a woman, esp. dark haired. Looks like a forest and "eats" man meat.

I spent last nite sexploring my Greek girlfiend's carnivorous forest.

by screeb2 April 21, 2010

Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023