Corny

Something that is cliché, or profoundly awkward but somewhat authentic or, at the same time, ingenuine.

John: Sarah, I'll ALWAYS be by your side.

Sarah: That's one of most corny things I've heard in my life, haha.

by Xysick May 22, 2019

corny

The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.

guy 1: What's your gamertag?

guy 2: boneurmom69_420.

guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*

by thatguy09 December 12, 2010

Corny

Cute affectionate name for a corner.

- Want to grab coffee? I know a nice place just around the corny.
- "Nobody puts Baby in the corny"
- I know people from all four cornies of the world
- I really painted myself into a corny by leaving this essay till the last minute!

by cornierthanyou February 24, 2023

Corny

The extremely overused word people use when they can't think of any valid criticism of an artist

Person one: "have you listened to ___ before? The flow and beats are insane
Person two: "He's corny asf tho so none of that matters"

by 4_.4._4.4 December 8, 2021

Cornis

An ancient Christian rite of passage where an older male inserts a large, crooked carrot into the rectum of a younger male. The origins of this tradition are unclear, however the general population tends to agree this custom is pretty fucked up.

Junior year at Rice sucks. There's AP classes, the ACT, and worst of all, you get 8 inches of carrot up the ass. Fucking cornis!

by River Dike March 14, 2011

corny

(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
see cheesy

That story is really corny.

by Aaron W. December 5, 2002

cornie

A cornie is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is the type of guy who can cheer up someone by just smiling at them. His kisses can also make a girl love him.

Did you see cornie with his girlfriend.

Yes I wish I was her.

by AnneAndrew November 2, 2013