copportunist

An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.

I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!

by QuacksO June 29, 2018

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop-a-feel

I had a copportunity when hanging out with this girl last night, but her boyfriend showed up.

by _vlad_the_impaler April 14, 2010

Copportunity

The opportunity given to specifically cop a feel or buy something of interest.

I noticed my copportunity open up when her boyfriend left her side and she turned around and faced away from me.

My copportunity was lost when I went to the store and forgot my wallet at home.

by TheGuyFromToday November 11, 2014