Special Events Coordinator

Of or involving special coordination of events.

The act of soliciting others to help do your work or help accomplish the nearly impossible.

The act of coercing your friends/spouses/relatives to get up on the weekend and work on their day off.

Hey Kids, I would love to move lots of heavy boxes out of our office to a storage unit miles away, should only take a few trips if we all do it together. If we meet we can caravan.

K.

by munkel August 3, 2005

Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.

Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

chaos coordinator

1. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
2. Miracle worker who keeps the company going by leading, organizing, planning, and delivering with a smile fueled by passion and caffeine.
3. Expert problem solver
4. Expert at juggling insane amounts of activities at any given moment

See also wizard, magician, miracle worker

The chaos coordinator can take care of another project; he seems to enjoy it.

by notanexpert December 9, 2022

Send Coordinator

The coolest guy who plans all the parties, commonly very attractive and has all the moves. Nothing goes on in the city unless the send coordinator approves.

Guy: Holy shit, the send coordinator is over there.

Girl: OMG, that guy throws the phatest ragers!

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.

The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.

by Alpha Male November 13, 2012

cock coordinator

It's a Butler for your cock. He tells it what and who it can do.

The Cock Coordinator directs their employer to who they have to do

by TheRiseOfTheBlackHole December 25, 2017