Coof

Cute Big floof.

Awwww look at that Coof!! I want ittt!

by LittleDittle December 22, 2018

Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass February 28, 2010

Coof

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.

I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing

by NegroMuncher March 3, 2019

Coof

Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back

You are too uptight, you need more coof.

You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.

by Pete Martin May 23, 2008

Coof

It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.

Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!

by Coof master December 2, 2009

COOF

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

by C00F February 27, 2021

coof

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.

person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!

by pelastumous4 February 8, 2010