Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
by T-Maass February 28, 2010

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
by NegroMuncher March 3, 2019

by Pete Martin May 23, 2008

by Coof master December 2, 2009

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF
Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
Friend 2: COOF
Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
by C00F February 27, 2021

by pelastumous4 February 8, 2010
