Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
Get the Dirty Consuela mug.(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010
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The best person ever! Can be salty at times, but if u ain’t that one kid she’s about as sweet as candy! If you have a Conzuelo in your life u goddamn better keep her!!
by notpillowz September 3, 2018
Get the Conzuelo mug.These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs
by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018
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Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 4, 2022
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Get the Consuela mug.If you have a Consuela in your life, NEVER and I mean NEVER let her go. That b word Is a ride or die n will love you for who you are. She is no doubt the prettiest mother friggin lady you’ve ever seen, and it may seem as though any queries regarding love at first sight vanished when you met. Don’t let her go she will be good to you if you are good to her. Don’t forget that CUNTS!! Also stay away from my Consuela or I will fart in ur cereal no fuckin joke brah.
by Prettiboy December 3, 2021
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