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CONVAYERBELTING

TO SIT OUTSIDE A PUB ON A REALLY SUNNY DAY AND WHATCH ALL THE REALLY NICE WOMEN/MEN GOING BY.
ITS TOO NICE A DAY TO STAY IN, IM OFF DOWN THE PUB FOR A BIT OF "CONVAYERBELTING"
by HAGGIS O8 December 16, 2008
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Sex Conveyer Belt

Has an uncontrolable amount of sex.
Fluffay: "Damn, Steven's fucked so many girls this week."
Milkshake: "HE'S LIKE A SEX CONVEYER BELT !"
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Chocolaty Conveyer

A chocolaty conveyer is a symptom of a highly diabetic substance induced madness. It is in most cases caused by the depravity that modern capitalism has inflicted upon even the most innocent and harmless elements of our society such as ice cream, gingerbread, anime and of course chocolate. When afflicted by it, an individual will show signs of an obsession for endlessly growing and complex contraptions engineered for the sole purpose of generously spurting obscene loads of cacao derived treats, hence the chocolaty conveyer. There were also cases where the afflicted will manifest a change in its behavior towards such kind of treat, impersonating it and sometimes even considering as a sexual partner or an exploitable work force. No cure has been found for this illness as of today and there will be one.
(Sources : Youtube, "Rimworld: Chocolate Factory")
Afflicted Individual : "Hmmm... Hello there ! Would you like to go for a ride on my... chocolaty conveyer ?

Special Girl : "I'm guessing this has to do with another of your needlessly complicated "toys", doesn't it ? Alright go one."

Small Commanding Individual : "Boss ! We've stuffed the conveyer too hard and it's overflowing ! There's chocolate treat everywhere, we need to stop it NOW !"
by Elitrom April 7, 2022
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Canadian Conveyer Belt

The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"
by DutchNugget&CroationSensation November 16, 2010
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armenian conveyer belt

A reference first heard on Comedy Central's show Key & Peele, implying a group male homosexual act.
At Brian's bachelor party while he would be having sex with a hooker, Kevin suggested that the groomsmen all participate in an armenian conveyer belt.
by winterlongone October 19, 2012
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Convoyeur

The acting of watching a convoy while touching or pleasuring yourself
Check out that anti-vaxxer jerking off in the bushes while watching the Freedom Convoy, what a convoyeur!
by Kdubmike January 29, 2022
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