Convexting

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.

I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.

by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Busy as a cat covering it up

Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.

by Little Iodine March 18, 2008

covering risk

(FINANCE) using financial derivatives to guarantee against losses. Typically used by non-traders, such as companies engaged in international commerce, to protect themselves against foreign exchange risk (i.e., the possibility that a customer's currency will decline in value).

BILL: You know, I think that financial derivatives are just a huge sinkhole. The people who trade them are just a bunch of wankers who move bits of paper around but add nothing of value.

ANNA: Well, they do provide some important benefits.

BILL: Name one.

ANNA: Covering risk, for one. If you're an airline, you need those aviation fuel options.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

hippie converting pee poop

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back

bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

by turdcraft August 5, 2011

Convergence

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.

Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

by Pseudoephedrineonym June 15, 2011

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.

"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."

by omgchrista March 30, 2010