Conundrum

A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.

"I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"

"This is quite the conundrum"

by Point 5 November 7, 2008

conundrum

The state occurring when a delight conflicts with a concurrent displeasure.

I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk.

by Vanderjacked May 27, 2009

Conundrum

The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.

"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."

by Rasputin March 29, 2005

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

Conundrum

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day

Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021

Conundrum

A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.

-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd

by Sweet home alabama! March 26, 2021