Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

conjoinified

Word developed by Mike Winn. Combination of conjoined and unified, typically referring to a group of coworkers planning a “conjoinified potluck” consisting of multiple departments in the the workplace.

We are having a conjoinified potluck on Halloween.

by Yehitsmirmir October 26, 2017

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

Condolicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice

"Is that you Condolicious?"
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape to Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe August 2, 2008

Contaginism

Something that is contagious or something that can spread from person to person, like a yawn or the flu.

That yawn is infected by contaginism...

by fkl;a jg' September 16, 2019

Cuntalini

A form of yoga categorized by the snobbish behavior of it's instructor and/or participants.

That class is the worse, they only practice Cuntalini yoga.

by The Mop Man February 22, 2023

contominated

All girls who have dated or been with Tom

You don't want that shit, she's been contominated

by Tom3 October 15, 2006