skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005

Last-clap contest

When you're at a performance or assembly and the applaud is just ending, this is the contest when two people both try to get the last clap. Usually lasts about 20 seconds before both people give up.

Cathy: I loved how during the assembly today, there was a last-clap contest between Jeff and Matt.

by night0wl94 May 14, 2009

Contestshipping

The reason Contestshippers watch Pokemon. Contestshipping refers to May and Drew/ Haruka and Shuu from Pokemon and their love. Contestshipping is the couple of May and Drew.

"Do you like Pokeshipping?" "Nah, i am for Contestshipping!"

by Cold-chan July 10, 2009

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.

Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.

by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018