Conquest

Is fucking lonely old man

Old man is so lonely, all the other viltrumites are scared of him, no one talks to him, no one wants to be his friend, they think he's fucking unstable. They send the old dude from planet to planet committing atrocities in their ass empire. As he gets better at it (which because he is) they gramps more and more. Dude is a victim of his own success. Conquest. He doesn't even get a real name, only a purpose. Bro is capable of so much more and no one sees it because they are dumbas blind. Some days he feels so alone that he could cry, but nahhh. He never do because what would be the point? Not a single freaking alien in the entire universe would care.

Conquest by Littlebad_brother April 18, 2026

conquest pound 

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.

Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.

conquest pound by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

conquest boxers 

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.

She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.

conquest boxers by yargh September 6, 2005

Conquest Hoe 

When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.

Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”

Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”

Conquest Hoe by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019

Conquest Klepto 

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.

"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."

"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"

Conquest Klepto by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022

Conquest Lesbian 

A lesbian who pursues you intensely, but once you give in, she loses interest and ghosts you.

She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.

Conquest Lesbian by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025

1st conquest 

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).

She was my 1st Conquest.

1st conquest by 1st Conquest September 2, 2014