Cannabis Connoisseur

A Cannabis Connoisseur is an individual with a vast knowledge in anything related with Cannabis. This individual can tell you everything there is to know about cannabis. From the name of the strain to the flavor and the type of highs. He can identify Indicas from Sativas, and anything in between. He can also give you a list of recipes that include cannabis.

Mundo: "So what kind of bud do you have today man?"

Larry: "Oh, I got some New York City Sour Diesel. Man, this one is bomb. Just look at the soft green color on this, and all the tri-combs. It has a strong scent, smells kind of dank. The texture is just perfect, it's soft, spongy, and it's soo sticky. The high on this strain is killer! Compared to that Afghani Kush, this one kills it."

Mundo: "Damn, you're a total cannabis connoisseur."

For another more visual example watch the film "Pinneaple Express". The scene where Seth Rogen goes to buy weed and James Franco describes the different types and tries to go in deepth with all the details. James comes off as a total Cannabis Connoisseur.

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by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

Cleavage Connoisseur

A person who is knowledgeable about the human female breast, and appreciates them, not only for their function and purpose in human anatomy and physiology, but for their aesthetic value which is judged primarily on form and authenticity.

I don’t ogle women, I’m a Cleavage Connoisseur.

by G.Wally October 23, 2008

mainstream conformist

a person completely moulded by society, due to their innability to have a thought of their own

person 1: i thought you hated korn
person 2: they are number one on the chats this week
(a week later)
person 1: i thought you liked korn
person 2: they are so last week, i am so into britney right now
person 1: go pull your head outta your ass

by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004

Chicken Connoisseur

A youtuber who goes around London looking for only the "Pengest" chicken shops

Lets watch the chicken connoisseur

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 29, 2018

Conformist

Anyone who sides with or borrows the customs, rules, or styles of another group to be recognized. This branches out to the most mainstream popular groups, to the lowest underground groups. There is a 92% chance that the person reading this is, or is somewhat, a conformist. The other 8% most likely will continue to be original until some jackass says "Ur friggin awesum!!!1" and makes all his/her friends believe that what the individual is doing is cool to some extent, and in no time flat the fad that was just created becomes so annoying an 'anti' group is formed against it, in which now there are 2 more groups people will once again conform to and the cycle will repeat until an old idea (retro) is brought back. The retro fad halts the cycle for sometime, and when it leaves the cycle starts again

Individual: Hey watch this! (shows friend original idea)

Conformist: OMG!! thats soooo kewl!!! let me show everyone!!!!

Individual: aw shit, here we go again.

by Phrotastik February 13, 2008

wannabe non-conformist

1. A person who generally shocks 'normal' people but annoys actual non-comformists by saying and doing things that millions of other people have done in an atempt to be a rebel. They also don't mean a single word they say.

1.
Wannabe: I love death and Satan, and I hate wearing pants because everyone else wears pants.
Normal: Oh my god, you're such a freak!
Non-comformist: ....

by Valley80sgurl May 4, 2005

80's Music Connoisseur

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.

"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"

by G January 21, 2005