1. An attempt to achieve a self-serving goal or objective by presenting an opinion or supposition about (something) on the basis of illogical and/or incomplete information.
2. Bullshit in disguise.
2. Bullshit in disguise.
by Ivehadit March 25, 2020
Get the Trumpian Conjecture mug.I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.
by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025
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Json conjecture = injecture.
If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
by metawave September 6, 2020
Get the json conjecture mug.A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json-conjecture = injecture.
If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
by metawave September 6, 2020
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- Gamers are nonchalantly and ironically racists, but not all racists are gamers.
If you’re a gamer, you’re racist in one way or another
- Gamers are nonchalantly and ironically racists, but not all racists are gamers.
If you’re a gamer, you’re racist in one way or another
“Man I think I’m starting to be racist after I started playing games”
“That’s the Pock Conjecture bro”
“That’s the Pock Conjecture bro”
by Your Neighbourhood Retard May 23, 2022
Get the Pock Conjecture mug.The Melnick conjecture, named after former University of Georgia math professor Dr. Gavin Melnick, states that, from simple observation, every event that could occur has a 50% chance to do so, as it either happens or it does not. The conjecture considers this 50/50 probability to be independent of all other calculated statistical probabilities, and thus the 50/50 chance is considered an example of a transcendental probability within statistics.
Most people say the probability of getting a unique shuffle of cards from a standard deck is one in 52 factorial, but according to the Melnick Conjecture it is actually a 50/50 chance. You either get it or you don’t.
by boydgrad March 3, 2024
Get the Melnick Conjecture mug.Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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