conio.h

some shitty C header file that adds more bloat to the shitty windows platform. If you've ever watched shitty C tutorials, you'll know what I'm saying.

programming youtuber: now let's add conio.h and getch so we can see what we are doing
Me: ok
programming youtuber: now let's learn how to deal with windows non-standard implementations
Me: bro please I have an assignment to turn in 69 seconds just give me some code

by anonymous November 4, 2020

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Concovidulations

Diplomatic language used between country leaders as an expression of celebration for reaching the 100K mark

Bolsonaro: Concovidulations Mr. President !

Trump: I thank the American people ..... (blah blah blah)

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

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Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

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COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

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Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

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