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Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.
Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3
by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014
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Conjuring

A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.
That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room!
by The Big Boo November 27, 2018
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conjuring

a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.
When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing !
by Albertina January 2, 2015
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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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Confusingnessnyness

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness
by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010
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contgosingoisnss

A word used by a drunk and / or high person to define almost anything in an internet post.
Here is a sample post:

TheTripleA: as all yo ubaby time game wasters here...totolay and wiht black...and intinsgly played away...and hoihphg hopihgn hoihg hoihgn hopihg hpo;igh perhpsss pherpshs to like a totol totola baby waste the game by time..contgosingoisnss eveyrign achieved

wormstar: loser.
by Gastel January 31, 2008
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condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
by alex_ July 6, 2006
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