congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

congress

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker

by Michael Strealing Dick September 28, 2006

Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

by The Daily Show April 30, 2013

Congressed

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

by bora_am May 19, 2014

To congress

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein

Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.

by Full of Air February 10, 2012

Congress

Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.

Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.

by EveryTypeofCake November 22, 2011

Congress

A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.

Man From Congress: Who in here would honestly sell their private jet and fly commercial?

by AnonymousVoxPopuli February 05, 2012