Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

Confubulate

The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.

Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.

by Stretch Feline June 14, 2012

Confuscate

Not to be confused with confiscate, this word is used to describe those individuals who just don't get it.

Chris - Dude! Andy was so confuscated when I started talking about the tenets of Randian philosophy.

John - You're talking about the Wheel of Time series, right?

by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010

Confusicated

When a relationship is confusing and complicated.

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011

confugulating

To confuse in extreme.

1: Wow. 3 hours of math homework....and I understood none of it.

2: Ditto...that lesson was so confugulating!

by Kyle D. S. February 9, 2008

Confungulate

To create something as a mimicry or in jest.

I confungulated this word specifically to spite my English professor.

by Josh is a dickhead April 29, 2021