confoozled

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.

That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!

by n/a March 4, 2003

confuggled

1.)A combination word replacing fucking confused.
2.)A word describing an extreme state of confusion.
3.)A word that can be used in conjuction with other swear words to express confusion.

1.)dude Im all confuggled about that shit.
2.) I'm fuckin' confuggled

by pshycotic_rooster May 23, 2006

confargled

when somthin really fucked up has just happened

oh shit this is so fuckin confargled

that guy in the wheelchair is confargled

by joel keightley February 7, 2004

confozzled

To be extremely confused, disoriented or unsure.

John- "Chris why did you just touch my nipple ?
My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."

by Jason Smith1212 April 19, 2008

confosaled

to be confused

I was confosaled when the guy was talking nonsense.

by peaches.com October 13, 2017

Configgle-faggle

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.

Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!

by Judoismystuff June 23, 2013

Confroogled

Confused momentarily, but with a bit of discombobulation thrown in; disoriented in such a way that your brain is thinking one thing but your mouth is spouting something else

Redderick appeared confroogled when the English Lit teach asked if his Mother consulted spell-check before putting his name on the birth certificate.

by Cynthia Dixon August 25, 2005