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Confederate States

by October 2006 September 1, 2007
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Confederate States of America

A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.
Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union
by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020
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Confederate States of America

The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost
Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America
by Dr.Redneck September 19, 2010
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Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.
As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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Confederate States

The Confederate States of America, or CSA rebellion government that seceded from the USA to preserve and expand slavery. Before the election of Abraham Lincoln a collection of southern US states became fearful of the growing abolition movement and upon the election of Lincoln to the presidency, chose to break away from the US to form their own government, dedicated to preserving and expanding the institution of slavery. After 4 long years of bloody battle however, they were soundly defeated and soon reintegrated into the US. Even with that defeat however, the veterans of the Confederacy successfully painted the CSA in a brighter light, creating the “Lost Cause” myth. Today the Confederate States are seen in a much harsher light and the major controversy of the statues that the veterans put up is still being fought in the streets of the deep south today.
Jim: It was for states rights that the Confederate States broke from the Union

Bill: A states rights for what
by Wccole July 6, 2020
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Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.
The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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