The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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spanish phrase or expression meaning someone who is not known; especially some rookie artist, singer or actor, or someone who tried to hit in the artistic world but failed to reach a big audience.
by Specter2 September 6, 2010
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2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
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FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
by mBmD September 23, 2012
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Get the Condoriano mug.1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)
2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'
2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
'You're a condomeater!'
2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010
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