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conchetumadre

Slang word used in Chile. It is commonly used the same way as "motherfucker". It literally means "the cunt(vagina) of your mother".
In the same way as the term "motherfucker" it´s offensive use depends on the way you say it.
If somebody's messing with you:
Spanish: ¿Qué te pasa conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s the matter motherfucker?

To a friend:
Spanish: ¿Qué onda conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s up motherfucker?
by bewm1982 September 18, 2008
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conchetumare

Tu conchetumare y puto
by mopiezzzz March 17, 2008
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couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.
He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.
by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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Conchetta

Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.

You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.

She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
A: Oh my gosh she is gorgeous!! Who is she ?

B: Well she's pretty and clever it must me a conchetta.
by Bcjana July 12, 2016
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La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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Conchita

A very loving and BEAUTIFUL lady.

She always cares about others, but when she's mad she can be like a tiger!

She is very funny and kind but mostly caring.

She will do anything for her loved ones.

She's good at hiding her true feelings so you should be careful of everything you say to her since she is VERY fragile.
"have you seen Conchita?"
"Oh, the loving and beautiful Conchita?"
"Yeah, her."
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Conchita

Mexican mother figure who has her/his chancla ready to whip out whenever you deserve it
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