connipted

Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).

Can you believe it? Dude got all connipted because I said I thought the The Matrix was overrated.

by bungadiri July 31, 2008

CONNIPTION

A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated by failure to achieve some goal or inability to obtain some object denied to one. Usually consists of crying, shouting, stamping of feet, throwing of objects, or inappropriate use of words.

She really had a conniption because she wasn't chosen to be Beauty Queen. She threw a conniption when he refused to marry her.

by Lester Garver June 20, 2006

coniption

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006

coniption

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.

Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020