Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt November 10, 2007

Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.

I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.

by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010

Urban Dictionary Competitor

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary

She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!

by Docmbc448 November 8, 2013

companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.

She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

boon companion

Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.

E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.

Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.

by AlAboos February 26, 2008

Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.

- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.

by darisha_231 March 20, 2021