Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.
Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.
by Princess Yolanda Katinka III July 30, 2008

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.
"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."
by devilreyes February 22, 2007

Vodka with a pickle chaser.
by Die Anderen September 18, 2010

The term First Communion is used commonly in Correctional institutions. First Communion is when an inmate has his virginity taken for the first time.
by Bubba Prison ID: CZ9349 November 11, 2012

This is how people say “Until next time” on Earth-19 (The Flash) according to H.R Wells, the doppelgänger of Harrison Wells. (The gif is a picture of Harrison Wells/H.R Wells)
by H.R Wells Twin December 5, 2019

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020
