Comey

A person who is indecisive. Someone who flip flops back and forth to the point of absurdity.

Dude, quit pulling a Comey on me!!. Make up your damn mind already.

by jas340 May 09, 2017

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Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 09, 2017

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James Comey

The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.

The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.

Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.

Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*

by Parzival1919 May 09, 2017

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Comey Shake

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.

I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.

by #42KO May 18, 2017

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comey comey goey goey

A slang term for ejaculation. The term comes from the episode "THE UNCOMFORTABLY SEXUAL EPISODE | Prop Hunt #37" of Markiplier's Garry's Mod series, started when Wade responds to a premature ejaculation joke and his friends mock and make jokes about the use of the term.

Don't find my comey comey goey goey sock

by Michael Washboard June 14, 2021

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