combover

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

Sorostitute Combover

A Sorostitute Combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. This can be found on most college campuses where there is Greek life. A lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.

ex 1) Dave: "Dude! I thought Lauren was hot until I realized she had a Sorostitute Combover."

Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"

ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover

by UNCsenior April 20, 2009

Girl Combover

This is when a girl takes a large portion of her hair from one side and sweeps it across her forehead in a very unnatural way to the point where it looks weird.

That girl over there would be really pretty if she didn't have a girl combover.

by asdhjasidfjhmoasdfjsadfsadfsa October 6, 2010

Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.

(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker

by Polish Paul June 13, 2013

Armenian Combover

When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.

Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...

by Panera Lover November 1, 2011

Combover

Someone who goes to great lengths to become something they are not but result in only fooling themselves.

You know those high school kids who wear muscle shirts and gold chains, style their hair like a man-tiara, go tanning so much they look like someone dipped them in orange dye? They think they're cool but, nope, they're a bunch of combovers.

by AR O'Reilly December 9, 2008