Coma

The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.

by rufus pennywhistle April 4, 2006

CoMa

1.epic dubstep female vocalist

2. Something that has been taken to the next level as a result of insane trippy vocals

3. To be epic without the assistance of auto-tune.

examples:

Dude that song just got CoMa'd.

The drop hit so hard that the vocals knocked me out. I just got CoMa'd.

The tune was epic, but now it knocks me dead. The tune is CoMa'd.

by DubstepJunkie September 10, 2011

Coma

the next level beyond chill

dude that songs sooo chill its coma

by zomb1tch May 9, 2011

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Weed Coma

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

by brandonxperry June 2, 2019