Columbia high school

School where they profile kids with bad grades. School full kids who are either athletic or wear womens boots and fake Gucci bags. Fuck malloy and all the other staff

Columbia high school is gay

by Boof my butt March 13, 2019

Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

columbian whale

When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.

The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale

by Doughboyjunior March 24, 2017

columbine vore cult

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.

- columbine vore cult

by kÿle June 6, 2019

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

Columbia Hype

The area surrounding 14th and Irving Streets NW in Washington, DC, around the Columbia Heights Metro station. Big business development in this neighborhood has resulted in a dramatic transformation similar to that of nearby, suburban "Silver Sprung." Also known as Columbia Bites, Columbia Whites, Columbia Heightened, and Columbia.

A: "Where is there a Cinnabon around here?"
B: "In Columbia Hype."

A: "I need an extension cord, but I just moved to DC and my local hardware store feels so unfamiliar."
B: "Just go to Columbia Hype. Their Target or Best Buy will feel just like the one back home."

by Magda Nakassis April 26, 2008