Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Colitis

An inflammation of the colon caused by rough unprotected anal sex.

My boss is out of work with a bad case of colitis he caught on a trip to Provincetown

by Farva911 July 12, 2018

Collitis

A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker

Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.

She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.

You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis

by Arkell December 9, 2008

ColtEtish

A dod playerz0r who owns McCloud and can blow loads one after another.

ColtEtish...
HEADmace...

by ColtEtish May 9, 2003

Colitis

Small tails

One smell of colitis

by Mrkaplan November 18, 2018

colditis

when your skin gets rough and you feel sick after exposing yourself to the cold/freezing weather

anias: well why can’t you just stand out there for ten seconds? it’s only 20 degrees
me: girl you want be to get colditis

by alexa ! February 12, 2021