colour

the British spelling of color. (british spelling of words must be accompanied by other britishisms )
my what pretty colours you have in your podge!

Mumsy and I went to the pub to buy a chug of coloured ale.

Oh darling we aint got no more colours to paint the house with just pasty white.
by Randomidous® October 09, 2005
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colour

British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.
We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.
by D R October 12, 2005
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colour

The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.
American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.
by kayleebaybee988 August 21, 2008
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colour

Brit: Oh mah gawd! Red is mah favorite colour!
Sane Human: It's "COLOR" no U!!!
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colour

Euphemism for sex... as seen on Sex & the City
"Well I can't colour enough! I would colour all day every day if I had my way. I would use every crayon in the box." - Samantha
by Halitosis23 December 02, 2008
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coloured

A mixed race person or people, especially if the mix includes African and European, or an adjective describing these people. Can be either a recent mixture with parents or grandparents of different races, or members of old mixed race groups like the Cape Coloureds of South Africa or the Rehobothers of Namibia. It is not derogatory or perjorative per se, but may be used that way by those who disapprove of racial mixing. Used throughout Anglophone Sub-Saharan Africa, from Colonial British English.
The Coloureds of Zambia are usually the children or grandchildren of British and Zambian couples, while the Cape Coloureds of South Africa are the descendants of mixing involving Dutch, Khoisan, Indonesian and Bantu going back over two centuries.
by MikeMelungeon May 07, 2011
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Colour

A concept invented by John Logie Baird in 1928 when he got bored with black and white. Black and white is considered to be more "classic" and timeless by most people, with colour generally only accepted in today's world as a means to making commentary on televised snooker tournaments simpler.
John Logie Baird (turning in grave): If I could turn back time, I think on balance I wouldn't have invented colour.
Graverobber: Why is that John?
Baird: I just don't think it has stood the test of time.
by Steve "Interesting" Davis August 27, 2008
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