by ;slfkja;sdlk January 16, 2011
Get the color guardmug. a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.
Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011
Get the color guardmug. by fergalicious November 18, 2006
Get the color guardmug. I'm in the band :-)
by Kaytee P January 14, 2004
Get the color guardmug. An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.
person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god
by amazing:) July 17, 2014
Get the color guardmug. The group in school who spin flags, throw rifles, and toss sabres. A group that gets no recognition what so ever
by Culliotu May 7, 2018
Get the Color Guardmug. 