Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil March 13, 2014

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 07, 2011

getting coldstone

(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.

Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.

by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018

ghetto coldstone

A McDonalds IceMilk treat that is consumed while walking on the block with rainbow confectionaries like Jimmy's (not Walkers) or Sprinkles.

Lamont, gimme some of yo' ghetto coldstone...

by Two Fot'y May 07, 2008

Coldstoned

Eating coldstone (or any) ice cream while stoned.

"I got so coldstoned last night" , said Jedidiah.

by Niggaman and Niggawoman. January 01, 2016

Coldstoning

The act of packing a vagina or anus with cold stone creamery ice cream and then eating it out of the orifice.

I was coldstoning brad the other day, and got a little more than just chocolate ice cream!

by Thaddeus Frost October 21, 2017