coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009

Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

coitus interuptus

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

by D and A June 13, 2005

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

Coitus Interuptus

When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.

by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010

Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022