Coinsider

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.

Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.

by Pavel the Scrum Lord April 24, 2020

cointelbro

Someone embedded in the activist community that is clearly not to be trusted.

He calls himself the "President of Black Lives Matter" and always grabs the megaphone. He even posts selfies with the police. He is such a cointelbro.

by kenoshabrick March 2, 2021

Coins Out

When individual(s) are present at an event donating money to a charitable cause but are reluctant or unwilling to do so. Often said whilst encouraging their friends to do so and in a sarcastic or unenthusiastic manner.

David "Hey Michael, they're holding a charity to help those kids in Afghanistan. You interested?"
Michael "Nah, but I wanna get Jennifer to notice me, so coins out!"

by Michael Ferguson Oentardi October 2, 2016

cointatas

Another term for coins, money, duckets or legal tender.

Introduced by popular Rupaul's Drag Race queen Jasmine Masters

Gurl, I am about to go into this job and make these cointatas

by nleepi July 1, 2017

Coint

Just means "Coin." First "coined" by Jackie Aina, Youtube beauty guru.

R: Would you be self employed or work for a baker?
A: Whatever gets me that coint.

by Giordoma'am May 17, 2018

Flipping the coins

Shoving your testicles individually into the pocket of your clenched thumb and then literally flinging it so hard it launches at extreme speeds into your belly button... it then proceeds to get slightly stuck until the next nut smashes it out of place.

"Imma go flip my coins a few times and hit the sack"
Hence flipping the coins.
-Nudo

by nanashixo March 6, 2018

Two Coins Law

The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.

Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.

"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."

"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."

by Autocratic January 26, 2010