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coffeephile

His mission in life as a coffeephile is to find the perfect cup.
by artuji September 13, 2013
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coffeeholic

One who is so addicted to coffee to the point of being oblivious to the world at large until the first dose is gone.
I was standing in the kitchen making my morning Americano with cream and did not notice that the house painters were standing at the window looking directly at me hoping to get my attention. Coffeeholic that I am, I didn't even know the painters were at the house, much less looking right at me. My husband came back from his morning run and asked me why I ignored the painters.
by Americano with cream October 28, 2011
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coffeeshop

in most countrys its a place were you can get coffee (sounds logic, eh?)

but in the lovely netherlands its a place were you can legaly buy chronic in all its forms. how cool is that? well, the coffeeshop-concept has its good and maybe even its bad sides, but the facts are that the state earns much money by the taxes on the weed and that the netherlands are loved by its pothead neighbours belgium and germany for this shops (and for a lot more of course).
if you go to amsterdam, visit a coffeeshop! its a realy cool feeling to get high with no fear of being caught..but don't stay there too long, the city is also a nice place besides this!
by p.l.c. March 13, 2008
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Save Coffeeboy

A cry that has erupted from hundred of thousands of Ianto Jones fans after watching Russell T Davis ruthlessly kill him off in the latest series of Torchwood.
"Okay, first Tosh and Owen, now Ianto?? We're not letting you get away with it this time Russell T Death-Dealer.

Save Ianto Jones! Save Coffeeboy!"
by Caelieth July 25, 2009
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Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.
Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.
by Drewd January 18, 2011
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coffeeshopped

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, in a search to find a quiet place to work, OR when you use the shop as a resting point on a longer day excursion.

Concisely, when you prowl through coffee shops looking for temporary warmth and/or free wifi.
I pretty much just coffeeshopped around the town today. The wind was really brutal, so whenever my fingers went numb, I just ducked inside the nearest one.

Yeah, I coffeeshopped for awhile, and the one on Grovenser's Street has outlets for my laptop charger, so I worked there for a bit.
by Serendipity545 November 5, 2010
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Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"
by linguistician. November 7, 2012
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